Get Rid Of Patronising Weather People

After the wash out Summer we have had so far . The so called weather forecast people that seem to be in our faces all the time . Have let us into the worst kept secret of all time . I am talking about the jet stream . As if by magic they have announced it existence. With comments of it decides all our weather patterns, like no one who they broadcast too knew that .

So the Jet Stream is finally moving up towards Iceland . Meaning we can pull some warmer dry air from the south . Resulting in a bit of Summer weather after 3 months of rain .

That is the last time they will mention the jet stream until the next bit of consistent bad or good weather . You can just imagine the training for the so called weather people. From the likes of BBC Sky ITV etc .

SUMS IT UP 

NICE WORK IF YOU CAN GET IT 

HURRICANE WHAT HURRICANE 

For the males all seem to be your friendly Uncle Bob type people . Or females, Auntie Jane, slightly trendy, jolly hockey sticks. Earl Grey drinking bimbos. With posh annoying Scottish Welsh or Irish put on accents. They obviously work on their false image more than giving us straight forward and useful information.

After they have got their image sorted out . They get down to the serious business of talking shite to us . You know “there might be this” “there might that” “possibility of this” “possibly of that” . Covering their arse. But what ever you do don’t mention the !JET STREAM!. You will be told when to mention that .

There is no need for these annoying stuck up patronizing shits insulting our intelligence . Now with the inter net in one shot you can look at where the jet stream is . Giving you a straight forward indication on what the weather is going to be like . We know that there might be risk of a shower we live in Britain . By checking the jet stream it will tell you the severity of any weather you could face . That is all we need to know . So a couple of images of the jet stream position a quick voice over that’s it . No wonder they hardly ever mention the jet stream because Jet Stream = Dole Queue. Serves you right for insulting peoples intelligence . 


Now we are in New Year 2014 and they have not changed one bit .....In fact they seem to be multiplying. Different year same annoying weather person shite